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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:54

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons